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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Do You Google Analytics???

I got this idea from mrsbear over at Outnumbered Two to One. I've seen it done at other sites, too, but I easily forget who/what/when/where, so I apologize. You can take the credit, too...I don't care. LOL!

Okay, if you don't already use Google Analytics, then I suggest that you start. If for no other reason than to get a good laugh. You see, GA will tell you how many people visit your site, where they are coming from, and what keywords they are using to find you. That's the funny part...the keyword searches! I'm sure you'll be amazed at the thoughts that people think as they are typing searches into Google...I mean, the things they choose?!!?

To add to your humorous day, I'll share some of my keyword entries...

"thumb sucking" -- yeah, I've got a thumb sucker...he's a cutie, too.

"headaches, leftovers" -- ummm...I didn't know that leftovers would cause headaches. No, hangovers...that's another story. LOL!

"ad boogers" -- who is wanting to advertise boogers??? That's GROSS!

"booger screams" -- I don't even want to know if your boogers scream.

"boogers screams headaches dreams" -- yeah, that's the name of the blog...if you like it, put it in your favorites...then you won't have to search for such an odd combination of words. LOL!

"bunco blogs" -- yeah, it's possible

"bunco gift ideas" -- I did post about this...no denying.

"dreams about boogers" -- Again...if you're dreaming about boogers, I think you need some meds. I'm pretty sure it's NOT normal!

"dreams about picking strawberries" -- WHAT? What are you people thinking? You must be on something for sure. LOL!

"headaches and dreams" -- yeah...they could go together I guess.

"I was blind without my glasses" -- LOL! I remember mentioning my glasses, but I'm near-sighted. So, not techincally blind. :)

"micah brian.blogspot.com" -- Hmmm...two members of my family...is there a blog out there?

"Micah monkey" -- Hey, that's OUR nickname for our Micah...you cannot have it! LOL! :) If you're that person...please 'fess up. LOL!

"monkey boogers" -- Seriously? Are you kidding? Do you really care about monkey boogers? I mean, I'm sure they're gross.

"the art and science of parenting" -- Shaunalynn...shout out for you!

"warner robins homeschool football" -- We do live here in WR, but we're not into football. I don't remember mentioning it...refresh my memory????

http://www.childresshousehold.blogspot.com/ -- Again, it's easier to just add us to your list of favorites. **hint, hint**

There you go...now, isn't that a strange list? So, go sign up if you haven't already. If you have, then you MUST share some of your crazier keyword searches.



Amanda said...

That is too funny! I am going to go try it out and see what shows up for my blogs.

In case you are wondering how I came to your blog; I am a BSU newbie.

LOVE the title of your blog!!

mrsbear said...

I love these, thanks for the shout out. Although I'm sure I borrowed that idea from other people as well. What is it with people and their weird monkey obsessions, huh? And all the booger searches are definitely going your way, it goes with the territory of your title. ;)

Storm, The Psychotic Housewife said...

LOL I'm cracking up at yours. I posted some of mine on my 500th blog post - searches can be really entertaining. ;)

valmg said...

I'm here from SITS.
The strangest search term I've seen for my blog is "spanked hubby". It appears every month and cracks me up each and every time.

Laura said...

I love google analytics!! Another blogger friend introduced me to it!

Nessa said...

ok now, you can't be surprised at all the booger references lol, but monkey boogers......well.....yah that's rather gross.

I'll sign up and post something sometime today. I'm almost scared though.

Kaye said...

Thanks for sharing this...I wanted to try it and now I know how.

Michelle said...

These are all so funny. It's crazy what people search for. I also signed up for Google analytics too. There always some interesting info about my site too. Thanks for sharing.

Your Fun Family said...

Very funny! I guess picking strawberries is better than picking boogers. Who really has time to dream any more though? There really are people doing some weird searches out there.

Musings of the Mrs. said...

Cool. I am going to start using this today. Yours were really funny...but then, so is your blog.

Nancy said...

Hi Sherrie, That is too funny! I will check that GA out.... I want to thank you for stopping by and visiting with me during my SITS spotlight....Please come back anytime.....Blessings, Nancy

Anonymous said...

Just wanted to say, "Thank You" so much for stopping by.

Cher said...

Too funny. I am going to check mine out now and post it if it is as funny as yours!

B Boys Mom said...

It's very funny what people look up. I went and signed up for this. I'm looking forward to seeing what brings people to my blog.

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